Dad Bod the Band

SssidewinderssS is built by men who fix real systems

STEVEN “SCROUNGE” COOLIS

Architect of Frequency | Mechanical Plumber | Father | Sonic Saboteur

Steven “ScRouNGe” Coolis exists at the intersection of myth engineering and real-world labor.

By day, ScRouNGe lives in Orlando, Florida, where he works as a mechanical plumber at Universal’s EPIC Universe—maintaining massive systems most people never think about unless they fail. Miles of pipe. Pressure systems. Hidden infrastructure. Real consequences.

By night, he becomes ScRouNGe: the frequency architect of SssidewinderssS.

A father to a son and a daughter, ScRouNGe’s worldview is shaped not by fantasy rebellion, but by responsibility. He understands that systems don’t collapse from ideology alone—they collapse when maintenance is ignored. This dual life is not a contradiction; it’s the source of his clarity.

In the SssidewinderssS mythos, ScRouNGe appears as a steampunk gypsy snake-oil salesman, selling belief while secretly sabotaging it from within. In reality, he applies the same philosophy to sound design and storytelling:

Sound as infrastructure

Frequency as leverage

Belief as a system that can be rerouted, not destroyed

Musically, ScRouNGe fuses industrial bass, dubstep, metal aggression, and experimental sound design, constructing albums like The Belief Machine as immersive environments rather than collections of songs.

He doesn’t sell truth.
He sells experiences that force listeners to recognize how belief works.

ScRouNGe knows belief is fake—but also knows it only works if you believe in it.
That tension is the engine of everything he builds.

JOE “FULLY AUTO FLACO” CARRASQUILLO

Family Man | Business Owner | Builder of Momentum | Voice of SssidewinderssS

Joe “Fully Auto Flaco” Carrasquillo is no longer chasing noise.

He’s building legacy.

Based in Jacksonville, Florida, Flaco is the owner and operator of his own plumbing company, a real-world business built through pressure, consistency, and showing up when things break. He is a husband, and a father to a son and a daughter—a modern, blue-collar version of the real-life Super Mario Brothers joke he lives every day: fixing systems so families can keep moving forward.

Where ScRouNGe fights belief at the frequency level, Flaco fights it at the infrastructure level.

As the primary vocal force of SssidewinderssS, Fully Auto Flaco has evolved from raw, reactionary energy into something rarer:

calm authority.

In 2026, Flaco enters what he calls The Forge Era™—a natural transition into mentorship, leadership, and earned masculinity. He’s not trying to prove anything. He’s too busy providing, protecting, and building.

This evolution is crystallized in his new podcast:

Flaco’s Forge: Mastering Momentum

The podcast isn’t about hype, outrage, or guru theatrics.
It’s about practical wisdom for men who carry weight.

Flaco speaks directly to:

Fathers and future fathers

Tradesmen and business owners

Men burned by fake gurus

Builders who want discipline without delusion

His approach blends:

Plumbing metaphors as life principles

Financial literacy and preparedness

Marriage and fatherhood leadership

Critical thinking without paranoia

The tone is calm. Direct. Occasionally funny. Never desperate.

Flaco doesn’t frame himself as an “alpha.”
He represents earned masculinity—built through responsibility, not performance.

In the SssidewinderssS narrative, Flaco is often the one who can’t leave to save the world—because someone has to keep the pipes flowing. That tension isn’t a weakness. It’s the point.

He is proof that rebellion doesn’t always look loud.
Sometimes it looks like showing up every day and refusing to fold.

THE SIDEWINDERS, GROUNDED

SssidewinderssS works because it’s not roleplay.

One member maintains massive mechanical systems at a theme park shaping the future of entertainment

The other owns a plumbing company keeping real families afloat

Both are fathers.
Both are builders.
Both understand pressure.

Together, they turn sound, story, and lived experience into a counter-narrative for men who want truth without theatrics and strength without delusion.

Deliberately Dumbfounded

The Reality Creating Machine

SSSIDEWINDERSSS

Guerrilla the Market | Unplug the Belief Machine

SssidewinderssS is not just a band—it’s a counter-signal.

Born at the intersection of industrial bass, dubstep, metal, hip-hop, and narrative warfare, SssidewinderssS weaponizes sound, story, and satire to expose how belief is manufactured, sold, and enforced. Their work exists simultaneously as music, myth, and system sabotage—designed to shake listeners out of passive consumption and back into awareness.

At the core of SssidewinderssS are two figures operating on different fronts of the same war:

Steven “ScRouNGe” Coolis
and
Joey “Fully Auto Flaco” Carrasquillo

Together, they form the backbone of Guerrilla the Market, a philosophy that treats culture as contested territory and creativity as asymmetric warfare.

STEVEN “SCROUNGE” COOLIS

Architect of Frequency | Sonic Saboteur | Myth Engineer

Steven “ScRouNGe” Coolis is the conceptual and sonic architect of SssidewinderssS. Equal parts inventor, storyteller, and trickster, ScRouNGe operates in the space between sound design and belief hacking.

Known in the SssidewinderssS canon as a steampunk gypsy snake-oil salesman, ScRouNGe doesn’t sell truth—he sells experiences. His work is built on the understanding that belief doesn’t operate on logic; it operates on frequency, repetition, and emotion. Instead of preaching, he builds worlds where the listener discovers the mechanism for themselves.

Musically, ScRouNGe fuses:

Heavy bass pressure

Industrial and metal aggression

Dubstep and glitch textures

Experimental sound design

Conceptually, he constructs long-form narratives like The Belief Machine, where albums double as psychological environments, characters recur across timelines, and sound itself becomes the primary weapon.

ScRouNGe’s role is to enter systems from the inside—media, entertainment, belief structures—and sabotage them by overloading their frequencies. He profits from illusion, exposes it, then moves on, fully aware that belief never dies—it only changes hands.

JOEY “FULLY AUTO FLACO” CARRASQUILLO

Voice of Momentum | Infrastructure Fighter | Reluctant Hero

Joey “Fully Auto Flaco” Carrasquillo is the grounding force of SssidewinderssS—the human pressure behind the myth.

Where ScRouNGe operates in abstract systems and interstellar frequencies, Flaco fights belief at the infrastructure level. A real-world business owner and relentless workhorse, Flaco represents the reality most people live in: responsibility, family, bills, momentum, and the constant tension between survival and purpose.

In the SssidewinderssS narrative, Flaco is the one who wants to save the world—but can’t always leave his post. He holds the fort. He keeps the pipes flowing while reality threatens to back up and overflow.

As the primary vocal presence of SssidewinderssS, Fully Auto Flaco delivers:

Raw, confrontational energy

Motivational defiance

Street-level truth

Dark humor and self-awareness

His voice cuts through the noise not as a preacher, but as a man who understands pressure—financial, psychological, and cultural. Flaco doesn’t romanticize rebellion. He lives inside the system while refusing to let it own him.

If ScRouNGe dismantles belief from above, Flaco keeps reality functioning from below.

THE SIDEWINDERS DYNAMIC

SssidewinderssS thrives on contrast.

ScRouNGe bends reality through sound and myth

Flaco anchors it through grit, labor, and voice

They are often separated in the story—by timelines, responsibilities, or belief systems—but always aligned in purpose. Their separation isn’t a weakness; it’s scale. One fights the narrative. The other keeps the world running while it collapses and rebuilds.

This duality is central to the SssidewinderssS identity:

Cosmic vs. concrete

Myth vs. maintenance

Frequency vs. force

GUERRILLA THE MARKET

SssidewinderssS is a flagship project of Guerrilla the Market, a philosophy that rejects traditional promotion in favor of myth-driven culture building.

Albums double as belief engines.
Merch becomes narrative artifacts.
Live shows function as rituals.

The goal isn’t fame—it’s ownership of narrative.

MISSION STATEMENT

SssidewinderssS does not offer answers.
They offer disruption.

They don’t destroy belief.
They expose how it works.

They don’t save the world.
They keep it from locking.

Welcome to SssidewinderssS.
Unplug the Belief Machine.
Guerrilla the Market.

Deliberately Dumbfounded

SssidewinderssS

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SssidewinderssS Aggressive Dubstep / Metal Hip Hop Label: Guerrilla the Market Based in: Tampa Bay / Jacksonville, FL Bio: Formed in 2019, SssidewinderssS is the high-energy, genre-defying electronic music group founded Read more

SssidewinderssS Aggressive Dubstep / Metal Hip Hop Label: Guerrilla the Market Based in: Tampa Bay / Jacksonville, FL

Bio:

Formed in 2019, SssidewinderssS is the high-energy, genre-defying electronic music group founded by producer Steven “ScRouNGe” Coolis and his older brother, vocalist Fully Auto Flaco. Hailing from the rough neighborhoods of Duval County, Jacksonville, Florida, the brothers have channeled their gritty, raw upbringing into a powerful sound that fuses aggressive dubstep, heavy metal, and gutter hip hop. Under the banner of their label Guerrilla the Market, SssidewinderssS has carved out a unique niche in the EDM world.

ScRouNGe, a talented Ableton 12 producer, brings a dark, metal-influenced sound to the group, while Flaco, with his commanding and unmistakable vocals, delivers the aggressive, alpha-male energy that defines the band’s identity. The fusion of ScRouNGe’s production skills and Flaco’s raw lyricism creates a seismic, adrenaline-pumping sound that’s both heavy and rebellious.

Before SssidewinderssS, ScRouNGe was involved in the local music scene since he was 10 years old, founding the funk-metal band The Glassbowl Holocaust (2005-2008), while Flaco was a member of the hip-hop duo Blood Money, alongside his best friend, rapper King Redd (RIP). Together with collaborators Swordz and Sino from the hip-hop group Hunid Gang, the brothers have incorporated these rich musical backgrounds into their evolving sound. Their collaboration with Swordz & Sino, featured on SssidewinderssS track “Body Buzz,” speaks to the brothers’ deep ties to the hip-hop community.

The group’s latest album, Deliberately Dumbfounded, released in December 2024, is a 33-minute, 33-second journey into the chaos and intensity that has defined their career. The album merges heavy dubstep bass with hardcore metal elements, and Flaco’s gutter-style vocals lend it an unapologetic edge.

In addition to his work as a producer, ScRouNGe is a multifaceted creative force—he’s a professional business developer, graphic designer, video editor, and movie producer. His ability to create custom visuals and merchandise for SssidewinderssS adds another layer to the band’s identity, making them a true multimedia experience.

Driven by the brothers’ shared experiences of growing up fatherless in the tough streets of Jacksonville, SssidewinderssS’ music is a testament to resilience and defiance, capturing the struggles and triumphs of their journey. Whether on stage or through their sound, they embody the spirit of survival and rebellion, pushing the boundaries of electronic music while maintaining an unfiltered connection to their roots.

Social Media & Links:

SssidewinderssS Twitter: twitter.com/SssidewinderssS SssidewinderssS X: x.com/SssidewinderssS SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/sssidewindersss-361051607/sets/harder-than-you-party TikTok: tiktok.com/@guerrillathemarket Instagram (ScRouNGe): instagram.com/citizen_scrounge Instagram (Fully Auto Flaco): instagram.com/fully_auto_flaco eMastered: emastered.com/artists/sssidewindersss Facebook (ScRouNGe): facebook.com/ScRouNGe Odysee: odysee.com/@theglassbowlholocaust YouTube: youtube.com/@sssidewindersss

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SSSIDEWINDERSSS UNIVERSE - FLUSHED INTO THE FREQUENCY VOID  

SSSIDEWINDERSSS UNIVERSE

CHAPTER: FLUSHED INTO THE FREQUENCY VOID

A Belief Machine Side-Story

ACT I — THE MACHINE THAT STOLE REALITY

APEX CITY — ETERNAL NIGHT — YEAR 2147

Apex City glows beneath a manufactured sky, a holographic dome looping constellations chosen by algorithm. Quantum spires pierce upward, monuments to a civilization that long ago outsourced meaning to machines.

Here, humanity no longer argues over truth.
Truth is generated.

At the city’s core hovers the Reality Creating Machine—a colossal orb of iridescent alloy, suspended by gravitic halos. Thought becomes matter here. Desire becomes infrastructure. The Reigning Political Class guards it zealously, using it to manifest curated utopias for the elite while the masses live inside pleasant simulations they mistake for freedom.

But beneath Apex City, beneath the myths of progress, an old grudge breathes.

THE DARKHAT PRIESTHOOD

They wear obsidian robes and wide-brimmed hats etched with forbidden runes—symbols older than nation-states, older than code.
The DarkHat Priesthood is not a rebellion.

They are archivists of resentment.

Born from ancient schisms, they do not seek power alone.
They seek narrative finality—a world where belief itself is locked, unchangeable, owned.

For millennia, they have waited.

Tonight, they move.

ACT II — THE BELIEF MACHINE IS BORN

REALITY CREATING MACHINE CHAMBER — DEEP UNDERGROUND

Alarms scream as AGENT VORLIX, gaunt and precise, slips past reality wards like a ghost through dogma. His eyes—void-black pearls—reflect nothing.

His fingers dance across holographic controls, injecting deviant code laced with ritual incantations.

AGENT VORLIX (whispering):

“From loom to leash. From dream to doctrine.”

The orb convulses.

Its glow shifts—creation collapses into coercion.

The Reality Creating Machine mutates into something far more dangerous:

THE BELIEF MACHINE

It no longer makes worlds.
It makes certainty.

Broadcast waves ripple outward, rewriting perception itself.
Billions awaken believing the same things, fearing the same enemies, desiring the same futures.

Loyalty becomes instinct.
Dissent becomes unthinkable.

Across the galaxy, rogue players scramble:

Corporate Overlords

Rebel Hackers

Interstellar Warlords

All chasing the same prize:

Power Over All Narratives

The skies glitch. Cities fold into illusions. Reality fractures into competing dogmas.

The age of belief warfare begins.

ACT III — THE FLUSH HEARD ACROSS REALITY

SCROUNGE’S QUARTERS — SUBURBAN POD — SAME NIGHT

No temple.
No war room.

Just a high-tech toilet.

SSSIDEWINDERSSS SCROUNGE—wiry, snake-tattooed arms humming with sub-bass intuition—sits mid-flush, lost in rhythm. His mind is tuned to frequencies others ignore.

Then—

A realization hits.

Not inspiration.
Bandwidth.

A frequency spectrum outside the Machine’s reach—pure vibration, untethered from belief enforcement. Sound as interstellar propulsion. Portals built from rhythm instead of rules.

SCROUNGE (laughing):

“They built an orb to tell reality what to be…
I just found the backdoor.”

The Belief Machine pulses.

Reality stutters.

The toilet becomes a vortex of collapsing memory.

ScRouNGe is ripped from his pod—flushed into the Frequency Void, unraveling through time-space folds, laughter echoing behind him.

ACT IV — THE MAN WHO COULDN’T LEAVE

FLACO’S PLUMBING SHOP — JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA — CONTEMPORARY EARTH

Rain taps the windows. Phones won’t stop ringing.

FULLY AUTO FLACO hunches over invoices, a one-man empire barely holding together. His secretary’s out sick. Pipes are bursting across the city. Responsibility stacks higher than conspiracy.

He stares at a holographic poster on the wall:

SSSIDEWINDERSSS — UNPLUGGING THE BELIEF MACHINE

FLACO (on phone):

“Yes ma’am, we’ll fix the leak tomorrow.
No, I can’t teleport.
…I wish.”

He hangs up, grips a wrench like it owes him money.

FLACO (muttering):

“ScRouNGe’s hijacking the universe, and I’m fighting toilets.”

A call buzzes—unknown frequency.

ScRouNGe’s voice crackles through, warped but alive.

SCROUNGE (V.O.):

“Flaco! They flipped the Machine. Beliefs are hard-coded now. I’m riding raw bandwidth through the void.”

Flaco exhales. Heavy. Steady.

FLACO:

“I wanna be there, brother. But the pipes don’t fix themselves. Someone’s gotta keep reality flowing.”

SCROUNGE (V.O., laughing):

“Then hold the fort. I’ll need your grit on the other side.”

Flaco nods to himself.

FLACO:

“When you loop back… we unplug the whole damn thing.”

ACT V — GUERRILLA FREQUENCIES

INTERSTELLAR VOID — TIME-SPACE RIFT

ScRouNGe tumbles through wormholes of shimmering spectra. His body pixelates, reforms, adapts.

Worlds flash past:

Thought-beasts roaming crystalline planets

Nebulae pulsing with dubstep echoes

Belief systems collapsing mid-orbit

Behind him: Priesthood drones and political enforcers hunting his secret.

SCROUNGE:

“No Machine. No masters. Just sound.”

He broadcasts a counter-wave—weaponized awareness.
Belief illusions shatter. Worlds wake up confused—but free.

ACT VI — PLUMBING THE SYSTEM

FLACO’S SHOP — INTERCUT

Between calls, Flaco slips coded messages into the network—pep talks disguised as service updates. Belief pressure drops city by city.

A hologram flickers.

AGENT VORLIX.

VORLIX:

“Surrender the bandwidth, plumber. Or your world bends.”

FLACO (grinning):

“Buddy, I deal with pressure for a living.
And everything breaks eventually.”

ACT VII — THE UNPLUGGING

APEX CITY — BELIEF MACHINE CHAMBER

ScRouNGe erupts from a frequency rift, surrounded by freed minds.

Flaco joins remotely, guiding the hack with plumbing metaphors:

FLACO (V.O.):

“Find the clog. Hit the core. Let it flow.”

The Machine overloads.

Beliefs shatter. Priesthood flees. The Political Class dissolves without certainty to sell.

Humanity doesn’t gain answers.

They regain questions.

EPILOGUE — THE SIDEWINDERS SPLIT (FOR NOW)

SCROUNGE:

“Same mission. Different fronts.”

FLACO (V.O.):

“Next adventure… after these invoices.”

The Belief Machine lies silent.

Somewhere, belief reforms.

Fade out over distorted dubstep.

CANON TAKEAWAYS

ScRouNGe fights belief at the frequency level

Flaco fights belief at the infrastructure level

Separation is not weakness—it’s scale

Belief is never destroyed, only redirected

SssidewinderssS doesn’t save the world.
They keep it from locking.

 

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